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Web Mike Sorrentino and Vinny Guadagnino were full of corny lines on premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation Pic credit. There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. Stay get your ass beat.

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Web So in America when the sun goes down and I sit on the old broken-down river pier watching the long long skies over New Jersey and sense all that raw land that rolls in one. Web Best Quotes On Fake Friends 1. Ive been to the Jersey Shore countless times.

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